Guild Master Syndrome
an affliction of the mmo player. symptoms of guild master syndrome (hereafter referred to as gms) includes a false sense of superiority derived from their status in an m-ssive multiplayer online game, such as having a high level and advanced equipment and being the leader of his or her guild. sufferers of gms typically have a group of “hanger ons” conisisting of individuals much younger than themselves. said individuals are very impressed with third tier loot. most sufferers of gms are often considered douchebgs and should be avoided at all cost.
note:there is no known cure for gms
ex 1 :
person 1: “do you know how popular i am on the internet? i’m a f-cking guild master.”
person 2: -face palm-
ex 2 :
eb employee: “heres your wow card and your copy of pirates of th carribean 3. would you like to purchase insurance for your game for an extra $3?”
gms sufferer: “yeah man, for sure. like when i’m with my guild, i always back my sh-t up.”
eb employee: “oh yes, that’s facinating.”
gms sufferer: “yeah man, for sure it is, like last night me and my guild were on this raid and all the f-ckers got wiped out except me and i was left alone and single handedly took out every one of those h–rd moher f-ckers myself. it was the sh-t, i was the sh-t, i’m awesome at wow, we should chill sometime.”
eb emplyee: “ummmmmm… okay, yeah… maybe sometime… talk to me later…”
gms sufferer leaves.
eb employee 2: “guild master syndrome?”
eb employee 1: “yep.”
Read Also:
- guilt hibernation
when, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse dude1: you heard from dave lately? dude2: no, he’s in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the primitives gig at the last minute
- Guiney
a colloquialism for a gynaecologist. it’s believed to have originated in ireland and is probably because an unusually large amounts of guiney’s (a family which began in cork and mayo.) became gynaecologist. from there the contraction of the word gynaecologist is obvious… although why such a high percentage of guiney’s chose to work in this […]
- guitar sharingan
when someone is so good at guitar they immidiately listen to a song and play it without any written music. comes from popular anime series naruto in which ninja who possess sharingan can immidiately mimmick their opponents attacks without even seeing them. guy one: “are you sure you’re gonna be able to learn that song?” […]
- Guty Booty
when a man sh-ts on a girls v-g-n- and than shoves his face in his own sh-t and start to the girl out while she sh-ts on him. i heard she got the guty booty last nigh.. ew gross what a wh-r-…
- gablex
referring to two women at the same time, names gabrielle and alexis. these girls are not lesbians or bi, just good friends. “d-mn did u see gablex tha otha day?!” “yeah mayne! dey boff lookin d-mn s-xy!”