guilt gift


1. a gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.

2. a subst-tute for saying, “i’m sorry.” most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.

1. “oh that’s a very pretty necklace!”
“thanks – it was a guilt gift. this one’s for vegas.”

2. “why didn’t you call me back?”
“here, have some chocolate!”

when your alcoholic father goes on a inebriated rage and the next day he feels guilty and buys you something of great value.
one night:
your dad: “im gonna kill you!”
you: “no daddy no!”
the next day:
your dad: “hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? were going to go to disney world!”
you: “dad, this is just another guilt gift…”

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