when you talk to someone and they don’t actually listen to the context, but rather simply reply with a short phrase or answer with arbitrary meaning so that they don’t seem rude for not answering you.
so, do you think i should go study engineering, or just go and get a job straight away? a man’s got to do, what a man’s got to do”. g*d d*mnit jerry, stop guilt responding to me!
i’m not friends with jerry anymore, all he ever does is guilt respond, everytime i talk.
- pheasant heart
when someone unzips their pants and puts one of their b*lls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they’ve ever seen a pheasant heart before. the person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart. andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) – hey chris, have […]
- cuddle jump
noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in s*xual relations “yo, the other day i was netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with susie.” “on our third date, tylan totally cuddle jumped me.”
- boone foster
an insanely cool human being that blows people away with everything he says because he is so awesome boone foster is cool.
- stank waffles
dirty *ss p*ssy. cheyenne got the stank waffles.