the process of showering after having s-x with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by “washing them off.”
” on friday i got so drunk and slept with ian, i’ve been guilt showering ever since.”
a racial slur for caucasian people. referring to the creamy color of their skin and their slippery, greasy ways. god d-mn b-tterskins gentrifying our neighborhoods.
the smartest and most beautiful and s-xiest woman ever! bearing immense similarity to a monkey (a small monkey with a big b-tt) wow! that girls so freaking hot!! and she’s…..eating a banana while at the same time root causing a complex software issue! i’m telling you man she’s a ruschil!
- precious smoke
when you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto colin asks: can i b-m a cig? me: it’s my last precious smoke colin: i will pay you whatever for that me: ok , if you pay for drinks!
a term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted h-m-s-xual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-g-y, to a fault sometimes. dude stop being such a hendos-xual and just admit that you’re g-y already.
a g-y person who really loves to shove pretzel sticks up his urethra, and out a hole in his bladder, making him have an extremely addictive h-m-s-xual fetish. son: dad?! what is that weird man with dyed hair doing?! dad: haha! oh, son! that is what we call a flerbabuly…if any of them touch you, […]