the process of showering after having s*x with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by “washing them off.”
” on friday i got so drunk and slept with ian, i’ve been guilt showering ever since.”
a racial slur for caucasian people. referring to the creamy color of their skin and their slippery, greasy ways. god d*mn b*tterskins gentrifying our neighborhoods.
the smartest and most beautiful and s*xiest woman ever! bearing immense similarity to a monkey (a small monkey with a big b*tt) wow! that girls so freaking hot!! and she’s…..eating a banana while at the same time root causing a complex software issue! i’m telling you man she’s a ruschil!
- precious smoke
when you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto colin asks: can i b*m a cig? me: it’s my last precious smoke colin: i will pay you whatever for that me: ok , if you pay for drinks!
a term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted h*m*s*xual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-g*y, to a fault sometimes. dude stop being such a hendos*xual and just admit that you’re g*y already.