guilty conscience
1 – when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something
2 – an awesome song my eminem as sarahmarie would say
1 – ah my conscience is acting like my d-mn mom
2 – meet grady, a 29 year old construction worker. after coming home from a hard day’s work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
“what the f-ck?!?!”
2 – “wait! what if there’s an explanation for this sh-t?”
“what? she tripped? fell? landed on his d-ck?!?”
a feeling you get when someone has called your bluff.
when you feel ill and sick to your stomach because you are the cause of a hurtful situation. you try to deny it to yourself but that feeling won’t let you.
so, you go shopping with your friend, then go home and talk sh-t about them to your mate. then your mate repeats what happened shopping, word for word to another friend and that friend then goes back and tells. busted!! you should have a guilty conscience!
when someone is so defensive about something being true/false, that it is obvious that they want the opposite.
dan: lol you have a crush on kyle, don’t you erica?
erica: no! what are you talking about! that’s the stupidest thing i have ever heard! kyle is the last person i would ever like, ever! he is definitely not the cutest boy i have seen in my life, and i definitely do not want him in my pants!
dan: tsk tsk -waves finger-. does someone have a guilty conscience?
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