the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a females head to make her look like a pint of guinness
barrington – oi fam did you smash that irish ting last night?
ramraj – yeh bruhh, i gave her a proper guinnessing
barrington – a what?! :/
ramraj – you don’t know sh-t!
- take her to church
when a guy wants to eat a girl’s junk on a friday night. when you tell your buddy “imma take her to church” guy asks girl, “hey can i take you to church?”
the one thing that the entire human race doesn’t have. not even you. yeah, you! ya god d-mn t-rd nugget! you look like your about to dingoshloop! wow, all the people on this god-forsaken planet are lacking in natural-given originality! to think independently. word very misused today. today it is used as “being different from […]
- hazel the dog
the fat tubby peice of lard that rolls around the house with one purpose… to love! mans best friend and yours she’s the dog with a deep voice and a smile on her face. she is hazel. you know that warm cuddly feeling in all of us… thats hazel the dog
- ashton morris
the most g-y person in school. he likes to f-ck boys older then him and or rape younger children. why is he touching his -ss “because he is ashton morris”
a potato that is shaped like a p-n-s when i was at the grocery store there was a huge trumptater among all the other potatoes. everyone laughed about the trumptater all afternoon.