Guitar Acquisition Syndrome
guitar acquisition syndrome, or rather “gas” is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just have to own, no matter what the cost. you lose sleep. you can’t eat. it drives you mad!
i just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money i don’t even have. now i’m in debt and eating from a trash can. i’ve relieved my guitar acquisition syndrome, but now i suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.
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