guitar wankage


excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

i went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar w-nkage was so over the top i had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
i went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar w-nkage was so over the top i had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
i went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar w-nkage was so over the top i had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

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