Guitart
a female or male who is presented in advertis-m-nts wearing scant, yet sloven attire, with a strat or les paul strapped around their neck so as to target a specific market demographic with propaganda, but who has no discernible musical talent whatsoever — only because they’re never actually seen or heard playing it.
clive:
that rock chick & metal dude on that billboard over there are so awesome!; bet they could out-shred angus young, slash, and frank gambale if they were all to play their entire discographies, not respectively, but rather, collectively, in a single sitting, feeding every note into a giant audio mulcher.
jacinta:
you numbskull!, they’re ‘guitarts’, and are much like children were expected to be in the 1800’s: seen, but never heard.
this is the common name given to a total wh-r- involved with rock music, or, just guitaring.
hayley williams.
“ugh, that hayley williams is such a guitart”
:s
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