guldenshit
one who never has a good story to share. likes to lurk in doorways. below average athlete. also chubby, and likes females its own size. will make things uncomfurtable for everybody around him.
frank: bro he is such a guldensh-t.
bobby: swear if there is a guldensh-t at my party.
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