Gum Rape PTSD
a variation of ptsd that is more severe than any other! it originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. this is the most severe form of ptsd and can cause severe laughter.
jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!
carlos: i’m suffering from severe gum rape ptsd
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