Gumball
a lazy wanna be momma’s boy that thinks he’s all that and is embarr-ssing to be seen around.
that dudes a gumball! he doesn’t look like he’s seen a hard day of physical labor or had a girlfriend in his life.
(noun) teste satchel hair that has become encrusted with bubblegum residue from enthusiatic sloppy trailor bobs.
“pat cuddy and jess’s post coital shnoodling was interupted by the unhappy discovery of patrick’s affliction of the dreaded “gum b-lls”.
the act of injecting heroin into your t-st-cl-s; having t-st-cl-s filled with heroin.
“i scored some heroin last night, and i gave myself gumb-lls.”
this is when your b-lls stick to your leg after sitting and your sack stretches across your groin giving the appearance of “stepped in” chewing gum.
lady: excuse me sir, you shouldnt be playing with your crotch in the theater with all these kids around..
man: hey gimme a break i am just trying to fix my gumb-lls…
when you insert a gumball in your -n-s and munch on it with your r-ct-m, then you fart to blow bubbles.
girl#1 inserted a gumball into her -n-s
guy#1 became aroused
really soft sticky racing tires esp. when used on the street. in street use you may only get 1500 miles/tire or less, but hey, if it keeps you from sliding into oncoming traffic.
bob doesn’t ride his bike to work anymore, he’s saving the gumb-lls for sat-rdays in the canyons.
when the skin of your ball sack sticks to your inner thighs like gum and you have to walk funny to unstick them.
i got out of the car on a hot summer day and had “gumb-lls” all the way to the entrance of home depot.
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