gumbat
a gumbat is a simple design which can be reinterpreted in many ways.
in essence, a gumbat is a large piece of stick (a bat) covered in gum (preferably post-chewed, bubbalicious works best).
a gumbat is the most efficient of weapons because whilst one is beating an invidiual with the said bat, the gum will effectively rip off all of their body hair.
sarah: that hoe is talking to my man!
suz: take a f-cking gumbat to her nappy-headed skull.
or, in more colloquial language
bob: that math test was so hard, i felt like someone was beating me with a gumbat throughout the whole thing.
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