Gumbert


a gumbert is a descendant, relative, or ancestor of the gumbert family. though the process may be more than some can handle, one can become a a member of this elite family group, by birth, adoption, or marriage. gumberts are exceptionally smart, talented, and gifted. though some gumberts cater to the darker side of the force, ultimately all gumberts would be of the good, right, and moral standings. gumberts will also always have an upper hand in everything they do, simply because they are of gumbert relation.
“he’s a gumbert? don’t mess with him dude.”
“are you related to jack gumbert, the doctor? – yes – oh i knew him! tell him i said h-llo!”

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