gumboobs


the new and cheap solution to breast implants! 100% silicon free and is bound to last you a few days! now available in sizes a to daaaayyyyyuuuum!!!

comes in six different flavors: v–gr-, grape, splenda, strawberry (where’s my–?!) pocky, spam, or pamela anderson. call in for your own personal order and we will see what we can cook!!!
harry c-x: hey! did you see the t-ts on that one allie chick? whew! tell her to get that fine -ss over here and give me some sugar!!! yeeeeeeehardonoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!

d-ck burns: she’ll give you some sugar alright. you might wanna make sure she doesn’t go in the sun or those gumb–bs will melt.

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