Gummy Bear’d


when a woman removes her teeth, for the sole purpose of performing f-ll-t–.
when edna came by my house last night, i got gummy bear’d, before we had intercourse!
a gummy beared is when a handful of gummy bears are licked and applied to the face to make it look like a beard made out of gummy. this word was first pioneered in the blog www.thecliarnival.com
“i licked a bunch of gummy bears, stuck them to my face, and now i have a gummy beard”

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