Gump
(baltimore and dc slang)
a weak, spineless, soft person
person # 1: hey, he let that dude smack him and ain’t even say nothing
person# 2 he such a gump
1. a typical alabama football fan. usually so delusional that they think bear bryant is still alive. they also believe that nick satan actually likes the toothless fanbase.
2. stupid person who likes paul fineburn slobbing saban’s kn-b.
3. racists fanbase who only supports blacks on their own team.
those gumps are harder to tolerate when they are winning than when they are losing.
one who is slow with their mental processes.
he’s gumps. it will take him forever to add together that total
a large/fat/chubby/enormous girl.
yeah i’ve seen her skulking about, she’s a right gump! wait look at her run… gump deploy!
chicago police slang for male prost-tutes
i think this gump is sweet on you, she’s waving at you!
to gump is to play ping pong such as forrest gump did. it’s an easier way to ask someone if they want to play ping pong with you, without sounding like a fruit.
“hey man, you want to gump”
“i’m not really sure, i’m hammered drunk and won’t be able to hit the ball.”
fat part under your chin or flabby skin under your arms
with all that excess skin, grandma has a nice gump.
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