gumpkin


the act of receiving a gummer (no tooth bl-w j-b) while defecating.
“yo, you’re grandma’s a pro at giving out gumpkins!”
the act of performing oral s-x whilst secreting waste from the -n-l orifice. the cousin of the more commonly known blumpkin.
“if you don’t eat my sh-t, i’m gonna give you a gumpkin.’

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