gun queer
term used to describe a person who thinks that he/she (9 times out of 10 it is a male, usually in middle school) knows a lot about guns, but is just repeating whatever they heard and/or saw on futureweapons, the history channel, and the weapons menu on any fps/shoot ’em up (especially modern warfail 2 and the battlefield games), and doesn’t bother to actually research the firearms, and sounds like an -ss whenever they talk about firearms.
gun queer: “omg teh striker is teh best shotgun evar!!”
me (the average gun nut): “ok, if you know so much about it, can you tell me who invented it, what country it came from, and can you legally buy it in the us and why/why not?” (answer: hilton walker invented it in the ’80s, it was produced in south africa, and it cannot be bought in the us because it is cl-ssified as a “destructive device” under the nfa)
gun queer: “uhh… russia? and you can’t buy it here because it’s russian…right?”
me: “wrong on all counts. go home, gun queer.”
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