gundi hair


large, enormous hair. akin to wearing a football helmet while not playing football. popular among german women.

not to be confused with gundi, the popular iranian soup of turkey meatb-lls. you would not want to find gundi hair in your gundi.
well, i guess it’s to be expected that you have gundi hair after not cutting it for five months.

you’re not getting in here with that gundi hair.

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