Gunnerswag FC
the best fifa online virtual pro club in the existence of the fifa franchise. contains two world cl-ss players, “tbacelic and yumwasdatyomoma”, that use counter attacks, as their main weapon of choice, to demolish any opposing pro clubs, such as the weak, soft, brittle, f-ckery of a club called swag generals. so far no team has yet to discover the essence of “running the play” because they just aren’t as clinical as gunnerswag fc. both virtual pro’s share unreal characteristics, such as 98 speed, and 96 ball control.
always seen winning, sniparooneying, finessarooneying.
guy 1: i play for a pro club, our name is so queer though, we are called swag generals, and i always hear some guy saying, “ohhh jc take your deuce!” or “steven, what are ya doing?” in some queer southeast american accent.
guy 2: i play for gunnerswag fc..
guy 1: wow, i heard you guys are unreal, can i join?
guy 2: no, your obviously sh-t and will f-ck us over every game since you played for swag generals.
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