guppy launching
guppy launching is an act of foreplay that the female partic-p-nt performs to arose her male counterpart. the act consists of her putting a guppy, beta fish, gold fish, or other similar small fish into her v-lv-, and applying pressure until said small critter is launched at max v-lv–force across the room.
if i had to choose a larger turn on than her guppy launching skills, then i would choose nothing, because her guppy launching skills are the biggest turn on.
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