Guranjan
name for a death metal singer. has a dark complexion and is fond of signature phrases and expressions. he seems very quiet at first, but really isn’t (you’ll wish he actually was).
-sleeping habits: sporadically and often for hours at a time followed by periods of sleepless disruption
-eating habits: in excess…all the time!
-interests & hobbies: knives, finding the perfect phrase, sleeping, gaming, random sporting events
-place of dwelling: the guranjan dungeon
“dude….my name’s guranjan.” =|
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