Gurch


any member of the church family.

(numerous exceptions include charlotte church and the roman catholic church).

many have a tendency to say “gah” a lot.
gah! it’s gurch!
gurch replaces any word in a given sentence
you are a filthy gurch, i am going to gurch all over your face
an exclamation, typically of frustration. it can be used in many contexts to express a mult-tude of emotions. similar to gah, bah bah black sheep, and happy birthday!
teacher: ‘the essay is due tomorrow’
student: ‘oh gurch, i really don’t have time for this tonight!’
the man iv always loved and always will love
i had an amazing boyfriend called gurch

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