gurf job
when a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. aka gurf or gj. the word orginated in wisconsin rapids, wisconsin.
1. jake- last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
elliott- no way, thats awesome
2. casey- c’mon baby give me a gurf job.
shaniquia- h-ll no, i ain’t russian, i’m black, i can’t bend like that.
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