gurglesock


the art and science of finding weaknesses in your opponent by slapping an open hand between two parts of the opponent’s body. creativity is encouraged and the only way to success. victory is determined by whoever surrenders first. for example, slapping between the opponent’s legs or between their elbow and ribcage, etc.
action: slapping another person between their fetal position torso and tops of thighs; yelling: gurglesock!!!!
i gurglesocked him so hard he cried and peed himself.

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