gurkle


according to tracy morgan, among the finest sounds heard during f-ll-t–.
-gurkle- -gulkle- -gurkle- -gack-
the sound your cat produces when vomiting.

“gurkle, gurkle, gurkle.”

“g-d d-mn it, whiskers is at it again. it’s your turn to pick it up.”

it can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.

“gurkle, gurkle.”

“dad stop, i’m trying to eat.”
vomit puke gross cat funny gurkle
to defecate with dubious motives.
dude, that cat knocked on the door for five minutes then he gurkled on my f-cking bookshelf
the onomatopoeic term for the sound of a v-g-n- becoming wet with antic-p-tion.
“i can’t wait for my hot date with derek tonight! -gurkle-“

Read Also:

  • gurlfran

    gurlfran originally comes from girlfriend, specifically aiming at girls that are friends of girls. popular in african american and gay community. you’re best friend. that b-tch you hate in second period french. jesus. gurlfran can be used in place of girlfriend, dude, ese, way, n-gg-, and/or b-tch. ayyyyyyyy gurlfran what it do? u aint gonna […]

  • Sack of Potatoes

    as in the expression, “drop you like a sack of potatoes” which indicates that the aforementioned “sack” containing “potatoes” has been dropped at a greater velocity then that of an unladen swiss style sack. touch my package again robin and ill drop you like a f-cking sack of potatoes! the thigh/b-tt area of a woman […]

  • neepzr

    being of the neepzr race,similar to loser. omg he is such a neepzr! what a neepzr… someone who is a huge loser or just has no friends . also someone who is annoying to the biggest extent , or you could just refer to someone as a neepzr for the h-ll of it . whatever […]

  • sacremento skyscrapper

    to jump on a trampoline and do a 360 while sh-tting on everyone else on the trampoline i was hanging out on the trampoline and my friend decided to pull a sacremento skyscr-pper on me

  • nervous nellie

    a timid or worrisome person a: omg! i’m gonna fall and die! b: look, nervous nellie, you are just 6 inches off the ground.


Disclaimer: gurkle definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.