gurner


drug f-cked individual at a rave. also used to describe a post drug f-cked individual who is doing/saying really stupidly funny sh-t in their scattered state.

stems from ancient scottish traditions of having gurner compet-tions which were compet-tions in facial contortion to pull ugly faces.
did you see that gurner in the nrg room with twenty f-cking glowsticks, not to mention the f-cking whistle?!?
or
a penguin wearing a jacket, what are you going on about you gurner?
common nickname for somebody demonstrating side effects of the drug extacy, often resulting in full facial contortions.
“look at that gurner over there, he looks like he’s trying to comb his hair with his lip!!!”.
e’s, pills, ecstacy. due to the unsightly gurning experienced by ravers under the influence of.
i’m gonna see (insert dealer name here) for a bag of gurners.
an alternative name for an ecstacy or mdma tablet.

comes from the jaw-clenching and eye-rolling effects of the drug.
hey, guys, you fancy getting some gurners tonight?

or

i can’t listen to dance music without gurners.
guinea pig
my two gurners are at home just living the dream
to half moon an audience. usually with torn pants.
oh my g-d – that guy needs to sit down he just did a gurner at the crowd!
prospective pikey. first stage of pikeydom. short stumpy teeth.
the c-nt was gurning to much, they wouldn’t let him in.

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