Gurpal


a beast that cannot be stopped. a person with an extremely ripped body and won’t stop there.
girl 1:omg look at that gurpal, he is such a hunk.

girl 2:look at gurpal go he won’t stop even if i put brakes on him.
an element first discovered in january 1984. this element has various properties; can be very volatile when mixed with the chemical, jd#7; can become very sarcastic when exposed to stupidity; and becomes quite relaxed and smooth when rubbed against the element, ‘womaninium’.

the element was named after its discovery by a young indian boy, gurpalinderpal singh.
i wouldn’t touch gurpal, it’s rather volatile because we’ve exposed it to jd#7.
a complete an uttter idiot!!!!
oh look at that person, being such a gurpal!!!

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