Gurshlunk


a word meaning ‘p-n-s’. originally invented during rosies famous party where in the river bevan hit sam in the face with his gurshlunk. was invented after a common phrase ‘i stepped on a slug’ was misinterpreted as ‘arrgh my gurshlunk’!. lhd claims invention however it was more of a group f-ck up. eversince has become immortalised and used in the kendal region of the uk.
sam: nooooooo bevan just hit me in the face
loz: what with?
sam: i dunno, but it was floppy and went lacatoush!!!!!
bevan: oh that was just my gurshlunk
loz + bevan: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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