Gurtrude


when your -rs- is all swollen up after having been -n-lly penetrated by sir elton john right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.
‘whats a matter you don’t look so good, your at a friggen elton john concert man!!”

”my -rs- is gurtrude 🙁 ”

” woah dude are you okay, i had no idea”

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