GurtSquirt


the act of relieving ones-self by urinating, deficaing and regurgitating into the same toilet bowl.
most commonly practiced in toilets that dont belong to you,(it gets rough). ex: at an open house, in a resturaunt, churches, hospitals, gas stations ect…

variations: upperdecker gurtsquirt, doubledeckergurtsquirt (some up top, some down below. this takes some practice) sink gurtsqurit, porch gurtsquirt. shesquirt(ladies) g-squirt (for short)
kurts got the gurtsquirt!!!

i just gurtsquirted all up in that bathroom, i feel bad for the next guy..

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