guru seat
(n.) the center position on a three cushion couch typically occupied by a neophyte pot smoker who by virtue of his location is offered two tokes off a joint or a pipe for every one of his compatriots. since the “guru” is usually too inexperienced to refuse a hit, he gets much more stoned than his friends resulting in endless fun at the “guru’s” expense.
friend 1: you’re in the guru seat, so you gotta take a hit every time the joint comes your way.
guru: cool. you guys are awesome.
friend 2: no, man. you’re awesome. now take another hit, b-tch. guru seat rules apply.
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