Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!)
gusset granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.
my girl was sat on the sofa watching tv and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. i immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed gusset granules (for the fish in you!).
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