Gut Cover


anything used to mask or hide the existence of your gut.
i was sitting on the couch and used a pillow as a gut cover.

i untuck my shirt in the front so as to make people think it’s just an untucked shirt and not all gut.

i wear a t-shirt in the pool as a gut cover.

women are lucky because if they have large b–bs, it pulls the shirt out beyond their gut, doing 2 things: 1) providing an effective gut cover and 2) providing a distraction to pull the eyes away from the gut cover to stare at the ample t-ttlery.

sweaters that are ribbed at the waist provide an excellent gut cover.

all overweight male p-rn stars should quit. however, if they must work in p-rn, please always make them wear a t-shirt as a gut cover.

women in p-rn who wear a garter belt as a gu(n)t cover… it doesn’t work, we can still see that in-n-out buger on your gunt. especially with the arrival of hd p-rn.

folding your arms over your belly while you are sitting down makes a terrible gut cover. stop doing that.

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