gut the lizard
to take a sh-t. the same as to “bleed the lizard” but from the -rs- instead of the p-n-s.
1) just off to the sh-tter to gut the lizard
2) “i’m off to the toilet to bleed the lizard”
“i’ll come too, i need to gut mine”
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