gutjob
when a jabba the gut rolls up his gut like a pizzahut p’zone and lets a paying patron have casual intercourse with the said “folds.”
imagine a t-tty bang but with a greasy stinky fat obese stomach rolled up like a burrito.
usually put forward by a 2nd person by asking “lets share a gut job”
when a woman is being dped by a p-n-s and a hand, and the hand is masturbating the p-n-s, that’s a gutjob. note that you need to use the 2-hole dp, not the 1-hole.
i was f-cking sh-lley in the -ss, and her friend carla had her hand in sh-lly’s p-ssy, jacking me off. the madam said a gutjob would be incredibly expensive, and she was right.
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