Guttural Love Child
(noun)
{1} the result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man -j-c-l-t-s in the back of a woman’s throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.
{2} a good name for a band.
{3} a child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother’s body through her oral cavity.
jim’s mom virgin who has never been married. in fact, i know she used to be a bl-w j-b philanthropist, and i know that jim is not adopted. this means one thing; jim is a guttural love child. what a douche.
dude, guttural love child’s last set was their best – are you deaf?
i can’t believe that sinful child just came out of that woman’s mouth. in all the years of delivering babies, i’ve never seen anything this f-cked up. it’s astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.
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