Guy Boner


to get a b-n-r from a thing considered h-m-s-xual, while not actually being a h-m-s-xual.
jerry got a guy b-n-r when he was tackled in football practice.

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  • sex messaging

    sending a text message with the sole purpose of gettin’ some. a.k.a. the new booty call. “dude, it’s 3 am, you’re at a bar and you’re wasted. who are you texting?” “bro, i’m s-x messaging the bartender at julep. she’s coming over later.”

  • sexy robot

    a person who looks really s-xy while they do the robot dance. “hey, check out that footballer doing the robot.” “what a s-xy robot.”

  • SFHFDF

    shoot first, hit first, die first. term used in first-person shootup games where you are killed even though you have clearly attacked first. origin: beatdowntu -tu sees terrorist- -tu opens fire- -terrorist shoots back- -tu dies- tu-dead-: sfhfdf

  • Make the person go crazy theory

    when you dont fight back aggressivly. you dont curse back, but make everything the opponent say into a joke. thus, resulting them to go crazy. crazy person: your a fat-ss. you: oh i know, i love it. -make the person go crazy theory

  • making the bitch

    complaining about a situation you can’t fix, complaining just to hear yourself talk. look at dave that just came home from work, he is making the b-tch again. or honey are you making the b-tch?


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