Guy-del
noun: to become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.
actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones s-xual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a gl-ss table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.
cautionary warning: guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that guy-del. monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that guy-del.
me: look at phil. he is already ballroom dancing with the boss’ wife.
you1: well, someone has to be that guy-del.
you2: yeah and it saves me from being that guy-del.
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