Guy Fawkes


remember, remember, the fifth of november.
the only man who enters parliament with good intention.
failed and caught in an atempt to blow up the parliament and was hanged soon after.
guy fawkes is a role model for majority of the people out there whom suspects the government for foul play.
the only man to enter parliament with honest intentions.
and they burn his effigy for it. when palestinians burn effigies of bush, the media call it “barbarism”. it’s not even as if britain was a f-cking democracy at the time!

real lesson of guy fawkes: watch out for snitches.
according to shenandoah tea party, a h-m-s-xual slur.
“these guys are crazy. get this, they thought that guy fawkes is a h-m-s-xual slur.”
-the dude that almost got his -ss kicked by the shenadoah tea party for carrying a sign that compared the tea party to guy fawkes into their rally.
a synomnym for random pyromaniacs who enjoy setting off fireworks in built-up residential areas, who care note for the danger nor social cost and indeed find the the act of setting off fireworks f-cking hilarious!
hey, guy, set off “the most joyful” and run like a b-st-rd.
british catholic set up by the protestant government to make catholics look bad.
penny for the gay, guv’ner?

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