Guy manicure
a guy’s manicure. involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. not for most women. women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. all guy manicures are self-performed. never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.
-fb chat-
girl 1:whatcha doing?
guy 1:giving myself a manicure.
girl 1:cool, what do you use?
guy 1:my switchblade. it’s a guy manicure.
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