Guy Shocker
the guy shocker is the specific position of the fingers used when a guy is relaxing and he has his hands down the front of his pants. the cl-ssic position involves a guy with his thumb around or in his belly b-tton and some or all his fingers down below the belt-line and inside his underwear. comfortable and easy to do.(not x-rated at all.)
“when i was sitting watching tv the other day, i whipped out the guy shocker and was so comfortable that i fell asleep.”
“girls just can’t relate to guys and how we feel about our t-st-cl-s. they don’t understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax.”
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