Guy Strunking
to create something that you think is smart and witty when in actuallity everyone else thinks it is pretty lame. your friends will usually tell you that you have guy strunked to your face.
“did you see that email our boss sent after lunch?” – lindsey
“yeah, he was totally guy strunking when he made up the word text-te.” – lauren
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