Guybernation


the phase where a guy has the need to sleep all day for several days. this could be due to a breakup, they constantly have nothing to do, or they’re just really lazy.

similar to bears and other animals where they sleep for the winter.
bob: have you seen dave lately? i haven’t seen him in a bout a week!
john: yeah, he’s in his guybernation phase.
deciding to take a break from guys for an extended period of time.
elisa: i’m so tired of men… i think i’m going to go into guybernation for a while.

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