guyser


a s-xual position in which a man t-tty f-cks another man that has large enough man-b–bs to allow such a vile act.
that guy is so overweight that his t-ts are so huge that you can give him a guyser.
the explosive regurgitation of s-m-n acquired during a long bout of oral s-x with multiple partners.
i was number twelve in line, so i knew i had to get off quick before she gave me the guyser.

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