Guysmiley
1. considered a high roller from prospective employee friends at a local compusmart store.
2. one who spends freely and extravagantly, as for luxuries or entertainment.
3. one who gambles rashly or for high stakes.
4. a gambler who wagers large sums
guysmiley receives smiles when wagering large sums of money at compusmart.
a close relative to the “skippy”, a guy smiley is a relentless loser who is overly friendly, overly excitable, painfully annoying, and has an overall goofy appearance. guy smiley’s are almost always completely unaware of their extreme dorkiness. guy smiley’s are often h-m-s-xual, or at least raise suspicion to their s-xual orientation.
“remember our music teacher from middle school?”
“yeah, a complete guy smiley”
(noun): a jerk, an -sshole, a real douchebag–an especially handy term to use when you cannot use the epithet you really wish to use (i.e. a jerk, an -sshole, a real douchebag) because you are in the presence of children, grandparents, authority figures, what-have-you. origin: guy smiley from sesame street, who was not an -sshole.
okay, who’s the guy smiley who ate the last ho-ho?” or “i’m going to be really late because some guy smiley cut me off in traffic so close that my car flipped over and i’m sitting with my 3 year old niece in the car waiting for the cops.
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