guywag


alternate (read: slightly more studly) name for the man-purse, murse, messenger bag or “satchel” that straight or metro guys try to get away with carrying these days. usually is made of canvas.

comes from the australian term “swag”, a waterproof bedroll that foot-travelers used to roll up their possessions in for safekeeping and easy travel.
“hey, brett, check out hunter’s man-purse. he’s such a prep.”
“naw, dude, don’t you know anything? that’s totally a guywag.”
“what’s a guywag?”
“check definithing and find out yourself, you lazy slacker.”

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