young savage, short, murders her keyboard, she sees you when your sleeping, she knows when your awake, so loud its so annoying
polite version of a sh*tload, f*ckload, *ss-ton, f*ck-ton, sh*t-ton or metric f*cking sh*t-ton. horkloads are typically counts above 1500, whether weight or quant*ty. i just found a shi- uh… i mean, horkload of magic cards in the bas*m*nt. can we sell them for beer money?
- ian gunpowder
a scottish game in which partic*p*nts attempt to convince others that something was invented and named after a man named ian. person a: “did you know that the number zero was invented by the canadian mathematician dr ian zero?” person b: really?!? person a: “no you bawheed, i’m playing ian gunpowder”
an extremely g*y individual who hides their s*xuality through g*y jokes that relate to them somehow “stop saying that you jordie” a person that comes from newcastle, and has a distinct accent ” y i man” a local term not found outside the portobello area of edinburgh scotland, meaning the unscrewable bowl of a cannabis […]
- softwood lumber
when your b*n*r kinks when you try to shove it in her *ss but she clinches. she wouldn’t relax when i tried to plow her *ss and left me with softwood lumber.