Guzman


facial hair containing a soul patch that continues down to a goatee and accompanied by a mustache.
“man i wish i could grow a guzman .”
“d-mn, joe can really rock a guzman .”
a mexican with a portraying nose
that guzman stole my wallet
a person having the rare talents of both guzzling men and fitting large amounts of eggs in the -n-l cavity.
“wow, i had no idea joe was such a guzman…although i’m not entirely surprised.”
someone that works side by side with you and everyone wants to knock out. a guzman also dresses real bad!
did that dirty guzman get another up?
a male that ejects sperm at the thought of intercourse.

a person that is embar-ssed by the condition or size of their v-g-n-/p-n-s.
those guys were complete and total guzman(s).

spencer turned out to be a real guzman because of his small p-n-s.

facial hair containing a soul patch that continues down to a goatee and accompanied by a mustache.
“man i wish i could grow a guzman .”
(guzie). a unit of measurement used to determine someone’s gangsterness on the swag-o-meter. named after the notorious, rich, suburban street thug and b-tt pirate.
d-mn homie, you should have seen kevin today. he had the matching overly-colorful hat and sneakers, he was walking like he just got a going away present in prison. sh-t, he was like 13.42 guzmans.

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